I got all night, and I'm ready for a little f-o-n.

我整晚都有空 我准备好要去F-O-N

Ohh. oh, you had to be there.

你得跟我一起去

Assholes.

一群混蛋

Hi, this is Jared Dunn calling from Hooli.

你好 我是互利公司的贾里德·邓恩

my fucking demented uncle,

还有我那疯子叔叔

You think there are other reasons why your son is so unhappy?

你认为你儿子不开心有其他原因吗?

Maybe you need different friends.

也许你需要不同的朋友

- Daniel. - Daniel.

-丹尼尔 -丹尼尔

You might think you're a real cop, but you're not!

你以为你自己真是个警察啊 你才不是

Use your inside voice, you know?

你得自己做出评判 知道吗

Your lack of educational background

你自己教育背景的缺失

You're forever retarded, Crowne, 'cause you didn't go to college.

你将被拖一辈子 克劳 因为你没上过大学