It could have been fun. You know that.

会很好玩的

And if we're keeping scoring,

如果一定要咎责 我想说

Hey! First couple ever here on a date!

本店有史以来第一对来约会的情侣

because they don't.

因为他俩就没啥智慧

Her narcsistic personality wouldn't allow her

她是自恋人格类型

for more than a few minutes at a time.

哪怕只有几分钟 她都会无法忍受

Can't be taught.

教不了的

The time he threw my Tamagotchi down the garbage disposal.

他把我的电子宠物扔到垃圾处理机里

So, she was like,

她就像

I said, "Yeah, right."

我说 是啊 太对了

Yes I did, good,good Put it into words.

没错 我说过 很好 说清楚一点

And at the same time,

与此同时