for spreading the spirit of Thanksgiving together.

传播感恩节精神 我为我们感到十分自豪

and I am not dealing with that.

打死我都不会去善后的

No, it's not good.

不好 那样很不好

Well, he called me "dude."

他竟然叫我"老兄"

First of all, can we please stop calling him my husband?

首先 能别叫他我老公吗

it has something to do with the abduction.

这一定和绑架有关

Firstly, he didn't exactly ask you,

首先 他那可不叫"请"

Well, there's more to it than that.

其实不只这些

And will wear long-sleeved shirts in order to conceal it.

还会穿长袖衣服来掩盖它

Starting with smaller animals such as insects and rodents

最开始是虐待小动物 比如昆虫和啮齿动物

and for other things as well.

以及其他权利

by people on a big white horse, like Boulanger;

是被骑白马的英雄操控 比如布朗热将军