And a lot less sneaky.

而且光明正大得多

It's science, Gabrielle.

这是科学 加布丽尔

It's the American version, and it's a travesty.

这只是美国版的 东施效颦

Honey, I'm dean!

亲 院长驾到

and when we pointed it out,

我们一跟她挑明

You know she's smoking in there, right?

你也知道她是在里面抽烟呢 对吧

and even she was uncomfortable using it.

但连她都不愿意用那玩意

I made a perverted, sexist, useless thing.

我开发了个变态 性别歧视 毫无用处的程序

Excuse me?

你想说什么

Not that your pageant-girl ass would know the difference.

你这种娇惯的淑女是不会知道区别的

the less women will govern them."

男人受到的管辖也就越少"

but probably an idea you heard before.

但很可能你之前也听到过