and to have any hope for an eternal salvation.

得到永远的解脱

for a period of 30 days.

为期30天

Well... the good news is,

好消息是

The bad news is...

坏消息是

And in case you don't know, "cougar"

我来普及一下 "熟女"

Lady past prime with tight clothes

年龄走下坡 穿着紧身衣

She lives upstairs, and she doesn't know Lester?

她住在楼上 而她居然不认识莱斯特

called "Who are you?"

名叫"你是谁"

Max, now that I have big love for Sophie,

麦克斯 我的爱都给苏菲了

I save all my hot sauce for her breasts.

我的"辣酱"都留给她的大胸了

There are--Parents of teenagers have all sorts of concerns.

青少年的父母有各种各样的担心

How do you keep your son and/or your daughter

如何避免你的儿子或女儿