I can handle it.

我能受得了

Shark Week is fake.

《鲨鱼周》是虚构的

You crazy?

你疯啦

ain't nobody got time for that.

也没那个闲工夫

Say again, Shark.

再说一遍 夏克

Buster, Shark, do you read?

巴斯特 夏克 听到没有?

Right, the Deepening 3D-eepening.

没错 3D的《深海狂鲨》

I spent the whole summer standing up to pee.

一整个夏天我都是站着尿尿

What are your risk of getting killed--

你被杀的几率有多大

Well, if you ask people what their risk of getting killed by a shark

如果你问人他们被鲨鱼吃掉的几率有多少

and that's a huge demographic chunk,

这在人口比例中占很大一部分

of your basic pyramid of your demographic tree.

人口树的基底咬了一大口