prostatic hyperdysplasia. Routine surgery took a wrong turn

本来是个小手术结果出了意外

Boss says he didn't show up for work today but this...

老板说他今天没去上班 但是

and the one eyed shrew that does nothing but sit on her ass

最后一个独眼泼妇无所作为

who copulated ecstatic and insatiate with a bottle of beer,

他们贪婪而狂热地交合

a Sauron's eye and also I need a damn and an iced damn,

一个索伦之眼 一杯诅咒 一杯加冰诅咒

and a frap cap heavy on that...

再来个上面缠着个小帽子的...

Now, that may seem like a good idea, but truth is

听起来挺不错 可是

know 'bout...seven minutes, most of 'em

大概 也就能撑7分钟吧 大多数是这样

you will never look like you again.

你以后就不长这个样了

I'm kidding. I'll get you a fake mustache.

开个玩笑嘛 给你弄个假胡子

I don't actually know exactly what it would take,

我不太了解具体细节

so that we're no longer

这样我们就不能