You have no idea what I had to go through to get here,

你不知道我是怎么千辛万苦到这来的

I will kick your sorry ass all the way back to Australia!

我就把你一脚踹回澳大利亚

She probably thinks I went sissy up in here.

她很可能认为我在这里变得娘娘腔了

That's me from now on.

从现在开始

"Enlightment." I try.

启示 我再说一次

It's beautiful, no?

很漂亮 对吧

Hi.

你好

- oh, no. - she can do that.

-不 不 -她可以的

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Monica, what are you doing?

摩妮卡，你在干什么？

It's got to be like chips or dip or pretz...

像洋芋片、蘸酱、蝴蝶脆饼…

but by no means simple. These are not alphabets;

简洁不意味着简单 它们不是字母

in other words, typically two letters rather than one.

换言之 一般是两个字符 而不是一个