What about Hercules?

赫拉克勒斯会答应吗

he won't even notice you're there.

估计都不会注意到你

Well, the Old Haunt just reminded me

"老地方"刚好提醒了我

I thought, why not open up a little tavern of my own?

我想 何不自己开个酒馆呢

If I was asking you out on a date, you'd know it.

如果想约你外出 你肯定会知道的

What makes you think we're gonna have a first date?

你凭什么觉得我们会约会

So, uh...

那个

Bartender there--

那里的酒保

on the Kingsroad, swords at our sides,

沿国王大道闯下去 你觉得怎样

You should have asked me 20 years ago.

你该早二十年问我

where there were these two guys--

是说酒馆里的两个男人

There were these two guys in a tavern

话说酒馆里的有两个男人