First, I'm gonna preheat my oven to 300.

首先我要把烤炉加热到三百度

And then we're gonna start with the caramel topping...

然后我们从顶部的焦糖开始

Far, from the land of soap and indoor toilets.

遥远的 有着肥皂和室内厕所的地方

Yes, it is. Would you like some?

是的 你想来点吗

Check it out.

看看

into what some are describing as art,

有人认为这是行为艺术

Just be glad you're not wearing a black one.

你该庆幸没拿到黑色的

Just keep the wet stuff on the hot stuff.

继续用冷水冲刷

- with savoury black truffle meringue. - Hmm, sounds amazing.

-配以咸味黑松露蛋白 -听起来很赞

No chance. Can't be done.

不可能超越得了

or a less bad memory, of a horrible event

留下好印象 或不那么坏的印象

In the end, endings matter.

总之结果很重要