I know. It's like Black Friday at Walmart

就是 就像沃尔玛的黑色星期五特卖

Cause thanks to these dresses, my life is over.

因为多谢这两条奇葩裙 我的人生完了

Now he will burn no cities.

如今他没有办法烧毁城市

I spoke for you.

是我替你求情

If you've been arrested for a D.U.I.,

如果你因酒后驾驶被捕

I'm five-star D.U.I. Defense Attorney Craig J. Seward,

我是五星级酒驾辩护律师克瑞格·J·希华德

where he either makes excuses within his mind to be unaffected...

要么找借口让自己的精神不受影响

Well, I trampled,

我选择无视

My love and my hope for mankind hasn't lessened yet.

我对人类的爱与希望丝毫没有减弱

I've watched you kill each other over race and greed

眼看着你们因竞争和贪念而互相残杀

is essentially the tactics of the Australian football team.

是澳大利亚橄榄球队的主要战术

and it's a little bit like rock, paper, and scissors.

有点像剪刀石头布