Is it me...

是我想多了

Well... I have had a long and arduous journey.

我旅途十分劳顿 先去休息了

I think...

要我说

The other waitress disappeared, the Russian one.

那位俄国服务生呢 怎么不见了

Feeling' kinda generous, take two.

姐大方点 等你们两下好了

Dude, that's insane.

他也太扯了吧

I'm trying, but there are women everywhere.

我在尝试啊 可是到处都有女人

Hear ye, hear ye!

听我说 听我说

And that's how Kim Kardashian became famous.

这就是金·卡戴珊出名的原因

I'm doing it with an Iphone 3.

更惨的是我还得用Iphone 3来拍

She sings that song about oil spills,

那首有关石油泄漏的歌就是她唱的

Gene. How do you know that?

吉恩 这你是怎么知道的