First of all, oh, no. What will we do without feedback from SurrendrDorothee?

首先 天要塌了 投降吧多萝西这种人不来评论了

The result will be civility in the public square

结果会是公共言论的规范化

Don't you dare.

你敢

Man, snowflakes look much lighter than they are.

雪花看起来比实际上轻多了

Move over, I want to slide in close to you,

坐进去 我想跟你坐靠近

Look, if you want to get all lesbian with me, just go for it.

你想跟我搞拉拉情就直接上

I was on her computer making a new flyer,

我借用她的电脑做新传单

So what? You saw the ad, and you thought what?

那又怎样 你看见那广告了 你怎么想

Is "turn" a euphemism for sex?

这个"转化"是一种性暗示吗

that would connect mortal girls with vampire boys

专为凡人女孩和吸血鬼男孩牵线

By the way,

顺便说一句

that was given to me by the university,

这些信息都来自于学校