The soup is gluten-free and conflict-free.

这个汤无面筋无不容

so everyone should...

所以大家应该...

First of all, in what world

首先 在哪个平行时空里

And secondly, I am not gonna go shake down some old man.

第二 我才不要去勒索一个老头子

Maybe we can share, like we share our tips

我们可以分享啊 就像我们现在分小费

Are you asking to bang my great love?

你是想跟我以后的爱人上床吗

Look at this place.

瞧瞧这地方

No, no, no. It's not wheat, Judy.

不不不 这不是麦子 茱迪

So all I had are some old carrots,

所以我就找到些老萝卜

I'll split a waffle with someone.

我可以跟你们中一个人分鸡蛋饼

We're not very down-to-earth people here, are we?

我们不是"脚踏实地"的人

Winter wheat--

冬小麦