going to third base with my pants.

跟我的裤子"上三垒"这么离奇

on this horse tomorrow,

赔率一赔三的马

Great! We'll put $82 on Gelding the Lily,

好的 那就赌82美元在阉马莉莉上

Three ways? But I'm putting up all the money.

三份 但钱都是我出的

...but then he realized

意识到

and if it gets reported,

如果上报的话

If I'm your ringer, do we split the cash?

我替你投的话 能分红吗

Third boob from "Total Recall." What up?

扮成《全面回忆》里的三奶人 酷吧

One thing I-I still don't get.

有件事我还是不太明白

you would know who they were.

你就能知道他们是谁了

I was wiped out in one day;

一夜之间我就赔了精光

I tell you, I can't recall

我都不记得谁先离我而去