Look at those arms. Nice guns.

瞧他的双臂 猛男呀

He's a street artist, goes by "jpeg."

他是街头艺术家 艺名是"电子图档"

She may or may not be overreacting.

她可能有或没有反应过度

He is my type,

他虽然是我喜欢的型

This is ten pounds of ugly junk.

这是重达9斤的鸡巴玩意

Come to think of it, that made me gag, too.

现在想想 那"玩意"也让我"作呕"

I think I already know, so...

我想我已经知道答案了

- but if you want to talk... - I'm good with drinking.

-但如果你想谈谈的话 -我光喝酒就好

You want me to talk to him for you?

你要我帮你跟他谈吗

Hey, I can really help. That guy loves me like a brother.

我可以帮忙的 那家伙像爱亲弟那般爱着我

On the other side is a person's age.

另一面是人的年龄

nobody under twenty-one drinks beer.

没有一个低于二十一岁的在喝啤酒