who left me with nothing but stretch marks

除了妊娠纹和两次平淡性高潮

And now it's time to get what's mine.

现在我得为自己而活了

With no rum!

有蛋没有酒

as church without booze.

一样无聊又没劲

Thank you for telling me that.

多谢告之

This is a nightmare. I told everyone she was coming.

这太可怕了 我都告诉大家朱迪·琼斯会来了

Thought I'd pop in and catch a

我想我该在布兰德出手之前

Ah, yes. Belinda the blonde.

是啊 金发美人布琳达

- Oh, god, it burns. - I'm sorry. It's just salsa.

-好辣 -对不起 是酸辣酱

Mr. Solis! Mr. Solis! Come out here.

索利斯先生 索利斯先生 出来

In other words, you might think of it as a kind of

换句话说 你也许会觉得它就像

I really mean that.

我是认真的