I thought a movie could distract our charges when the storm hits.

我觉得看看电影能分散对风暴来袭的恐惧

Even I can concede that there are a few

我也得承认好莱坞的恶俗产物里

let's see, um...

让我想想

and most people find me offensively arrogant.

很多人说我傲慢好斗

"You're tough, you're rough,

你既强硬 又粗犷

I do it when I get out of the shower.

我每次出浴之后都这么说

Hell, yeah! Cocoa-buttered boobies!

必须的 还有带"巧克力豆"的咪咪

Don't be shy... they certainly aren't.

别害羞 那些裸体可一点都不害羞

Come see me at the package store...

到"庞然大物"来见我吧

but none of 'em have long hair.

可没有一个是长发

So, there's all of these continuity errors that creep up into movies

电影里到处都是这种一致性错误

and writing it down

把错误记录下来