It's pretty intense. It's, like, all the smartest kids

一个很紧张的比赛 全州最聪明的学生

Sounds lame.

挺无聊的啊

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

我无论如何也不会错过的

If you'll excuse me, I'm feeling rather tired.

抱歉 我已经很累了

It's a show on Food Network

这是美食频道的节目

And why are we not on it?

那为什么我们不参加

Whoever he asks out first gets him.

他先约谁出去 谁就赢

Oh, I don't really see it as competition.

我觉得这根本算不上竞争

Why did you become a cop?

那你为什么要做个警察呢

You lose again.

你这回又输了

will mean, among other things,

意味着 在很多方面

They will compete with each other in the nude

他们将相互裸体竞赛