Was it a Tuesday, on top of the New York Times?

是在某个周二 在我的纽约时报上做的吗

'Cause I made someone cry about that.

我后来可是让某人惨哭了呢

For ruining my one day off with Josh?

破坏我跟乔什的约会吗

Okay, I'm fishing that out only because there's nothing else

好吧 那我就把它捞起来吧

Wait a second! That's it?!

等等 这就完了

It leaves a bad taste, doesn't it?

真不是滋味 是不是

I just remembered--

我现在才想起

It's under the philodendron on the back porch.

我放在后院阳台那株黄蘖下了

who I used to be.

从前的我

So was your dad.

你爸爸之前也一样

Let's just remind ourselves what the Prisoner's Dilemma is

我再提醒你们一下什么是囚徒困境

and you've probably forgotten what Game Theory is entirely.

早就把什么是博弈论忘得一干二净了