Since when do you compliment the State Department?

你从什么时候开始帮国务院说话了

You always have.

你一直这样的

You didn't, like, tell anyone?

但你却没告诉别人吗

This was bought out of desperation.

这是实在无聊才买的

Well, amusing as the mute game invariably is...

装哑巴真好玩

You do remember repeatedly punching me in the face

记得你以前打我

You will not reject me at my hour of need.

你不能在我需要你时拒绝我

Such things can be learned.

这些都可以学习

This moment. This moment in my life.

烦这一刻 我人生的这一段

Richard, that is not acceptable.

理查德 你不可以这样

there are different ways to put things in numbers!

而数字也有这种功效

whose purpose seems to be to turn statistics into sophistry.

其目的似乎在于把统计变成诡辩