There's no way. Exactly. I mean,

不可能的 没错

and if you break up with her on top of that,

要是你在这节骨眼上跟她分手

Well, not us, but a new friend of ours

虽然不是我们本人 但我们的新朋友

You wouldn't be that cruel.

你不会那么残忍吧

Did I ever tell you that I dated Ray Wheeler first?

我有没有跟你说过是我先跟雷·维勒约会的

Well, your Bob was practically suicidal

我跟你们家鲍勃分手时

- That was actually your phone. - I hate you.

-其实这是你的手机 -我恨你

that he missed Emma's first steps.

他一定会抓狂的

and his roommate answered the phone and told me

他室友接的电话 告诉我

And me and the roommate, we scattered his ashes

我和他室友 我们把他的骨灰

and then Jodi Rell in June of 2005 vetoed it,

但约迪·莱尔在2005年6月否决了它

One of the things she said was

她说道过