There might've been a couple of pesos in the mix,

里面可能有掺杂到点古巴比索

Look, girls, I got the new iPhone,

姑娘们快看 我买了新iPhone

I can't believe this.

我真不敢相信

anywhere on my horizon.

还不知道在何方呢

Really? What did he do--

真的吗 他干什么了

On his fifth birthday, I got him a hamster,

他五岁生日时 我给他买了一只仓鼠

No way. Chestnut is my baby.

不行 栗宝是我的宝贝

Baby's gotta work.

宝贝得工作啦

do you like the piñata?

你喜欢吗

I want it to go faster, not give me candy.

是让它走快点 不是让它掉糖

if you're not so lucky,

如果不幸运的话

So your goal, Plato says,

所以你的目标 柏拉图说