I might also not be interested in that product.

我也可能对这产品没兴趣

young ladies who want to stand

在街上站着撒尿的

with Someone to Improve the Experience of School."

帮助他提高校园生活质量

School's hard.

上学不是件容易的事

And the dress that you picked out for me is gorgeous.

你帮我挑的那条裙子简直太赞了

Well, I had to do right by my maid of honor.

我当然得小心伺候我的伴娘大人啦

If you sign with me,

如果和我签约

you could sleep easy, like a baby,

必将酣然入梦 宛如孺子

Look, I know it's your sis and all,

听着 我知道她是你的妹妹

Like, maybe we just hide a small go pro camera in her toilet?

比如说 在她厕所里安个针孔摄像头怎么样

center, could not come out to Grosse Pointe,

不能去格罗斯波因特

And I remember that very, very vividly.

我记得非常非常清楚