I-I want to cut off some of my hair

我想剪点头发下来

N-no. No, no, no. No goatee.

不不不 绝对不要山羊胡

That's a barber.

这位是理发师

You look like a white Lou Gossett, jr.

你的样子就像白人版小路易·格赛特

Oh, actually that's a Van Dyke.

你那样是范·戴克式胡

Oh. Wait, then what is it if you just have hair up here?

等等 那如果是只有上面这块的胡须呢

You're no front guy,

你不能做主唱

and stay out of the sun,

不抛头露面

I don't know, like a mustache maybe?

不知道 有撮小胡子啊

It's like a chewed-up piece of gum! With a face!

好像一团嚼过的口香糖 但它有脸

I'll take three of ya.

我带你们三人走

One of these yahoos took charlotte prisoner.

别忘了这些乡巴佬还抓了Charlotte呢