My advice to you is this:

给你一点建议

Well, at least I appreciate the irony.

好吧 至少我很欣赏你的讽刺

And so remarkably... gooey.

而且非常黏滑

What do you have there, my boy?

你手里拿的什么 伙计

He could wake up all half-baked.

他醒来会被烧成五分熟的

That sounds so good. I'm hungry.

听起来不错 我饿了

Just breakin' it in.

新衣服要适应

Oh hey, did you see your Christmas present?

对了 你看到你的圣诞礼物了吗

with chicken livers and cream cheese,

里面塞满鸡肝和奶酪

So, long story short, another meltdown.

长话短说吧 我又失败了

Open up my mouth and let the honey flow inside

张大我的嘴巴 让蜂蜜流进去

Suddenly I'm in a honey boat

突然我就在蜂蜜船里