Would this help?

这有用吗

Admit it, Michael. You need me.

承认吧 迈克尔 你需要我

of course we didn't call it that.

不过我们那时还不叫分居

Truth is, you just can't compete with a younger woman.

真相就是你不可能赢过一个年轻女人

I rip up her picture,

我撕了她的画

of my cruelty to her, and her love for you.

和她对你的热爱的佐证

Pps. Please find enclosed a frisbee, some chocolate pop rocks,

又及 随信寄去一个飞碟 一些巧克力跳跳糖

Of a turtle from one of my national geographics.

选自国家地理的海龟图示

- I found a book. - Of course you did.

-我找到了一本书 -当然又是书

like the one we saw being built.

很像我们看到在建的那个

The Little Albert experiment,

小阿尔伯特的实验

Some proportion of people in this room have phobias.

在座一定有人是恐惧症患者