That's what I thought

我以前也这么觉得

Why would you let her watch

你为什么让她看

if he moves, take him down. He's faster than he looks.

他一动你就放倒他 他身手很快的

You just got pancaked!

你变成"烤肉饼"啦

Yeah, but even so, man,

就算如此 老兄

and fainting like a debutante,

晕倒时却像娇羞少女

being an enormous animal.

一定是体形巨大的

and basically fights off all other big elephant seals that show up.

这个首领要击败所有挑战它的大个海象

It doesn't matter if you don't follow football.

你不懂足球也没关系

and you're trying to turn the corner.

然后在底线转身过人

I didn't ask them but one of our two football players might be

他们可能一个是四分卫

And I'm assuming the quarterback is probably more accurate,

后卫也许更准确