Typically, it takes a while for villains to ramp up.

通常情况下 反派需要时间来铺垫

Give it up, professor. You got nothing.

放弃吧 教授 你没有把柄

- Give me your tie. - What?

-领带给我 -干嘛

That's for making me go to this school.

这是为你逼的我来这上学

to tell them their moral absolutes.

来教他们道德准则

defending the ethics of their position,

为自己的观点进行道德辩护

Why don't you get a cup of coffee,

不如你去喝杯咖啡吧

I'll show you some sperm, buddy.

小子 给你看看精子的厉害

and you're gonna present it to us next week...

而且要在下周以独白的形式

Good. Any questions?

好 有问题吗

Just imagine the trouble somebody 2,000 years from now

想象一下两千多年前的人

or a skit from Saturday Night Live.

或是《周六夜现场》的讽刺之语