I've decided to take a job at Laser Hospital.

我决定去镭射医院工作了

it's just time for me to start mixing with higher-level persons.

我就要去跟更高端的人一起混了

you had Dad's body ground into chum,

反而把爸爸的尸体碾成了渣渣

No, not just on Derek Jeter.

不 不是扔到他身上

- No, no, no. I appreciate it just the same. - Well, at this point...

-不 不 不 我一样很感激 -在这个时刻

Give you a hug and send you on your way.

给你一个拥抱 送你离开

I hoped it wouldn't be, cos the turkey was quite dry

我希望不是最后一次 因为火鸡肉太干

This is crackin', love.

棒极了 亲爱的

Hard and spiky on the outside,

外表坚硬多刺

You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion.

你一点都不像刺果 你像洋葱

And if anything were to ever happen to you--

如果你有个三长两短

- Make it stop. - There is a giant ex-con

-别说了 -有一个前科罪犯