Well, my theory is it's too early to have a theory.

我的看法是现在提出看法还为时过早

Getting bullied.

被霸凌

so no one who knew Donny would catch on.

那样认识唐尼的人就不会发现

since buying someone else's is illegal?

今时今日一张工会卡要多少钱啊

They'd have 《Hustler》 centerfolds taped up.

就看到墙上贴的《Hustler》裸模彩页

and will airlift your ass right out of there.

一把抓住你胳膊

Drug assemblies?

毒品聚会

They serve cookies.

还提供点心的

Are we ever. Damn Internet.

可不是吗 该死的网络

if you give 'em a "Boutique experience."

人们才愿意来情趣用品店

but it's approximately inertial.

但它很接近惯性状态

you can find truly inertial frames of reference.

你可以找到真正的惯性参考系