Thank you for your house, Han.

谢谢你送我你的房子 阿憨

And I was sitting here, thinking how you were

我刚才还干坐在这 想着你们会不会

Slower still.

再慢点

Not really sexual, but still grosses you out.

不会太黄 但一样能恶心死你

Well, she trips over her shoes and falls,

然后她不小心跌倒了

and into her brain.

直入脑袋

because then they just stopped.

因为他们都僵住了

It was the Death Star of pencil jams.

我是专职搅局的哈雷彗星

No, it's only adult if you pick it up with no hands.

不会啊 不用手捡才叫成人

and then sharpen it with the other.

再用另一只脚削尖它

you take a string, form a loop like that,

找一根细绳 系成一个像这样的圈

keeping the distance, you get a circle.

保持这个距离 你就得到一个圆了