Grab the bathroom scale-- let's weigh this thing.

去找个磅秤 我们来称一下这玩意儿

What are you, a bookworm? Huh? Have fun.

你啥时候成学霸了 祝你开心哈

You want to keep secrets?

你想对我保密?

Just remember, information, like crumbs,

给我记住 情报 就像面包屑

And you know what that means.

你们知道我想说什么

And here with me today

今天我们的嘉宾

how have you gotten so far

你当一个烦人的电话推销员

We actually made it big on an investment, mom.

实际上我们靠投资赚大钱 妈妈

Right.

哦对

That's what this is.

这就是证据

Not one little smudge.

毫无瑕疵

That had to weigh on your soul, didn't it, Todd?

这件事肯定让你大受打击吧 托德