At least you finally came out.

千呼万唤始出世[出柜]啊

but not awake enough to wait on tables.

可是不够精神去端菜点单吗

That everything I believe in will be tested

我信奉的一切在接下来几年内

Mr Carson, they've been testing the system

卡森先生 自从罗马人离开

To identify the child who initiated the outbreak

找出那个引发头虱的孩子

I, um... Excuse me.

我先失陪了

I cannot wait for you to meet my friends.

我等不及要把你介绍给朋友们

No, they will. I just, uh...

他们会，可是我…

Troy and I are pledging the cool fraternity,

特洛伊和我要去加入兄弟会

and don't have a chance in hell of getting in.

根本就没有机会加入兄弟会

ostentatious and vain,

爱炫耀 自负

Some part of me thinks he was speaking about himself,

我认为他这是在评价自己