and I didn't know how else to make it happen.

但我不知道还有什么办法能令浪漫成真

Oh, look, there's wine.

看 红酒

Helpful.

真是"好"建议

Makes me think of all the naughty things I want to do

让我想到好多等乔丹从纽约出差回来后

And now I'm gonna go home and kill myself.

我现在该是我回家自杀的时刻了

I give guys blue balls, not broken hearts.

男人只会上我到蛋疼 从不会心疼

I don't mean to be presumptuous,

我无意冒犯

Oh, please. Is that why you prance around in that little maid's outfit

得了吧 所以你就穿着女仆装到处走

But, um, the thing is,

但是 有件事

I told her we were just friends.

我告诉她我们只是朋友

can have the man that she loves.

他心爱的女人与她爱的人

For our purposes, the crucial point is to see that

而应将注意力集中于