Caroline Channing without the option

没有光滑发髻的卡洛琳·钱宁

And I'm sorry.

对不起啦

I hate that my face is so disorganized now.

我讨厌这张变形的脸

Everything in its proper place.

五官还算端正

It's for the Queen, I bet.

肯定是为了见王后吧

I hear the Prince is a right royal prick.

听说王子是正宗的王族傻屌

I'm the only one of these clowns that can code in Java.

我是这些小丑里面唯一会用Java编程的

with higher order functions that will run on anything.

在任何环境下运行的的Scala语言

marooned survivors of some lost pleasure craft.

可能是一些闲逛的游艇事故中的生还者

[That's an Ishmael reference right there.

[这里又参考了以赛玛利的文献故事