I knew you never could.

我知道你做不到

the best way to get to know someone is to marry them.

但其实了解一个人最好的方式是跟他结婚

What happens when they have a question?

如果他们有问题的话怎么办

you don't understand.

你根本不理解的术语

...and I buy laundry detergent.

我买了洗衣精

Why would someone do that?

怎么会有人这么做？

"You cataracts and hurricanes,

洪水啊 飓风啊

"Chickity china, the chinese chicken,

在中国的鸡 中国的鸡 (歌词)

So where does that leave them?

为什么差这么多呢

Well, unless it's the white women who they're referring to

除非他们专挑正在吹箫的

so people believe,

所以人们相信

and believe every bit of it the same type of

而且他们完全相信我们所说的