Look at us. Look at me!

看看我们 看看我

And I lost an arm.

哥可是没了只胳膊

But let's sit with that for a moment.

我们就暂时接受这点吧

My whole life,

不赞成堕胎

the "new guy at 51" job is jinxed?

"51号消防队新人必倒霉"的魔咒吗

Test is in five days, huh?

还有五天就考试了 对吧

My friend called it today.

我朋友今天跟我说

Well, you are lucky. You got a kidney transplant.

你是很幸运 都能移植肾了

A regular.

一个常客

I told her to stay away, but she wouldn't listen.

我告诉她离他远点 但她听不进去

I guess that's what happened at the Super Bowl last night

我想这就跟昨晚在超级碗赛上发生的一样

and they messed up at the very end

却最终自己搞砸了比赛