Man slices his dick off at work.

有个人因为工伤没了老二

You can get the four-inch penis for 20 grand, the six-inch for 30,

两万块给你做十厘米 三万块做十五厘米

No, it's this Mathijsen.

没用 得求马弗森

to reset all of my broken bones.

把我被打断的骨头都接好

Nothing old about you, La.

你一点都不老 拉娜

and a great dermatologist.

还是个出色的皮肤科医生

finally found the perfect girlfriend.

完美的另一半 我好兴奋

Well, she certainly knows a lot about head.

她的确非常了解各种"头"部

Built in 1922 by Dr. Charles Montgomery--

于1922年由身孚盛誉的外科医生

a prominent East Coast socialite.

那是位著名的东海岸名媛

and into what then was the Great Plains

进入那时被称为大平原的地区

Dred Scott went with him as his personal servant.

德雷德·史考特作为他的随身奴仆跟着他