On behalf of my country,

我谨代表我的国家

Though, on a personal level,

不过 就您个人而言

Clear your heads. We are talking about Gaius Baltar.

脑子清楚点 我们在说盖尤斯·波塔尔

Have we forgotten?

都忘记了吗?

They pity us for our tragedy.

他们同情我们的不幸

up and down his aisles.

告诉了他们

I take it I'm here because you are unhappy with my story on the Gideon Massacre?

我来这里是因为二位对我"吉迪恩惨案"的报道不满吧

But it was not a massacre.

可那并不是惨案

Poor Bob. What a tragedy.

可怜的鲍勃 真可悲

to get nachos before we start.

在活动开始前吃点玉米片

Mel Brooks puts it in somewhat sharper terms,

梅尔·布鲁克斯尖锐地指出

Comedy is when you fall in an open sewer and die."

喜剧就是你掉进个露天的下水道里死了"