All right, come on. Don't want to be late

好吧 走了 可别错过了

Fine! You all go have a Turk-tacular time.

好吧 你们都去狂欢吧

a white picket fence, you know,

约定好界限

or do any of the mom things that moms are supposed to do.

还有母亲应该做的其他事情

We drink it on special occasions.

我们在特殊场合才饮用

Well, I could get used to the Turkish lifestyle.

我会习惯于土耳其的生活方式

'cause I am not my hair.

因为我一点也不看重我的头发

On your knees in a bad wig.

戴着难看的假发 双膝跪地

from another store... in another country.

在别的国家... 别家店

Did they say that or is this something you say

是顾客说的 还是你说

and for the rest of what I'm going to be saying for awhile,

接下来一段时间 我所提及到的地方

the Dardanelles,

包括达达尼尔海峡