Are you seriously kidding me right now?

你现在是正儿八经地逗我玩呢

- Not that bad. - Not that bad?

-还不至于 -还不至于

not someone's sordid love life.

而不是某人肮脏龌龊的感情生活

my girlfriend's hot ass out of here

把我女朋友火辣的屁屁踹出店外

Hey, congratulations, I guess.

恭喜呀

We were just talking about your wedding.

我们刚刚在讨论你的婚礼

It's my office!

那是我的办公室

Is it the kite?

就因为那个风筝

You just manipulate. You always do.

你只是操纵这一切 你一直都是这样

Oh, right. You're gonna blame me for your own inadequacies?

好啊 你自己办事不力还怪罪到我的头上来了?

some of them don't agree with me,

其中有些也不赞同我

take the take on it that this is really an anti-feminist thing,

或者直接指出这是一个彻头彻尾的反女权主义