and now I know he's a DJ.

现在我知道他是个DJ了

So what are you gonna text him back?

你打算怎么回复他

with a $100,000 bounty on my head.

有人悬赏十万要缉拿我

who would sell me out for a cool new pair of headphones?

就会出卖我的懒屌丝藏在一起

Divorced, oh yeah.

离异 哦耶 猜对了

I like... I like fondue.

我喜欢 我喜欢火锅

She wants to be a writer,

她想当一名作家

And then she's gonna have to move back home

到时候她就得搬回家和我们

That's her job.

那是她的工作啊

Shut it off, for the love of God!

看在上帝的份上 快把机器关了

It denied welfare to immigrants who are not citizens and

这项福利也不适用于非居民移民

I think that as we move ahead

我想只要我们再进一步