And my gladiator asked me out to dinner.

我的角斗士叫我出去吃饭

Sometimes the darkest nights

有时候最黑暗的夜晚

in my purse in an Altoids container

装在一个外面贴有独角兽贴纸的

Max, what is going to happen?

麦克斯 接下来该怎么办

I used to spend hours playing Skee-Ball,

我以前会玩几个小时的滚球

That never happened.

从没成功过

And you thought I wouldn't notice

你以为用独角兽海报给挡上

Well, Parker, you didn't notice when I was bald from chemo,

帕克 鉴于我化疗回来光着头你都没发现

Being a virgin in this day and age

现在这种年代保持童贞

I am not a unicorn.

我才不是什么独角兽呢

And maybe that's where the reports of rhinoceros came--

也许独角兽

The various unicorn horns that

各种各样独角兽的角