That's bad luck and chang babies are very superstitious.

那样不吉利 昌家孩子都很迷信的

it'll increase his chances of winning lotteries.

这样可以让孩子"彩"运亨通

Okay. Then, uh... close your eyes

好吧 那么 闭上你的眼睛

It's Santa.

是圣诞老人

Because you probably would've set that shit off.

你丫刚才很可能就触发了那玩意

If you could be anywhere in the world,

如果你能选

He's a fifth dimensional being.

他是第五维空间的高级生命体

of time-space probabilities simultaneously.

在不同的时空同时出现

There are no fat birds.

却没有胖鸟

So we're going to squat down and flap your wings.

我们要蹲下挥动你的翅膀

By the time I get here I'll be done.

我写到这里的时候就说能讲完

The function of one variable, you know,

对于只有一个变量的函数