And the Gods forbid it rains.

要是赶上雨天 诸神慈悲

Maintenance of a Holdfast

城堡的修葺

That's nothing to be proud of.

那没什么值得骄傲的

What do you want me to do? Cheer?

你要我怎么做 欢呼吗

Oh, a little advice.

提个忠告

you best press that green button.

千万记得按绿色的按钮

We were high-school sweethearts. The perfect couple.

我们是高中情侣 人人称羡

-I mean, a freaking waterfall. -Smooth.

-真的瀑布耶 -不赖

It is a big deal!

这是壮举

On my bed. How did my bed get in the river?

我刚才在床上 我的床怎么跑到河里的

All that remains now is to return

现在我们要做的就是

- And we can go home? - And we can go home.

-我们就能回家了 -我们都能回家了