I can't believe we have a broom.

真没想到我们还有扫把

I knew this would happen, but I didn't say anything,

我早知会如此 只是当时懒得说你

That's the Spritzy 5000.

这可是喷喷5000型

You know our oven doesn't work, right?

你知道咱们店里的烤箱也是坏的吧

Oh, Oliver.

奥利弗

Well, the truth is, I just feel it's our duty

事实上 我认为作为星城相对幸运的人

I was going to the library.

我要去图书馆

But we stole something.

可我们偷东西了

For the past two months,

过去两个月

Now I checked with her family, everyone on the show.

我问过她的家人 还有真人秀里的人

and lo and behold there were lots of sources.

有很多这样的资料

in an 1867 issue.

甚至还有一副墓园的图