This is so brilliant.

写得太棒了

Where have you come from?

你从哪来的

maybe I can convince Rita to keep us properly caffeinated.

或许能说服丽塔让我们留下咖啡机

- Problem? - No.

-有问题吗 -没有

Oh, no, but if I were you,

没有 但要换做是我

By tonight?

在今晚之前

But the problem is I didn't know that

但问题是直到昨天

There's no such thing as a manniversary?

根本没有男子汉情谊周年庆是吗

Is that your comment on how politicians view soldiers?

你这是在嘲讽政客是如何看待士兵的吗

See, when you tend bar till 4:00 a.m.,

在酒吧忙活到凌晨四点

matches the derivative of the actual function,

跟实际函数的导数值一致

Now, it follows that if you want to say,

接下来你可能会说