Oh, you truly are an artist.

你是个货真价实的艺术家

You know, Constance, in all the years I've known you,

康丝坦斯 我认识你这么多年了

so she doesn't think of her brother as some great, big loser.

好让她觉得我不是那么的一无是处

No established artist wants to sign with me right now.

现在有点名气的都不会想和我签约

I guess she--I don't know-- thinks I'm worth it.

我想...谁知道 她觉得值得嘛

It doesn't make any sense.

这实在说不通

First rule in this business--

做这一行的首要原则

Keep the artist happy.

让艺术家保持好心情

real estate agent must have had him come in and sign.

肯定是房产中介让老咸过来签字了

So let's just skip ahead to the part

所以让我们省略掉我揭穿你的部分

what you do is you focus it in some other way.

而是将这些能量以其他方式进行了释放

turning the sexual energy into his artwork.

通过绘画来释放他的性能量