maybe I should start getting real about my finances.

我才打算把我的财政状况当一回事

I don't want the government to swoop in

我可不想政府半路杀出来

Have you tried using your usual lines?

你有没有试过你的惯用招数

but I don't look like Warren Buffet.

但是我跟沃伦·巴菲特不一样

This guy was unbelievable.

这个人太不可思议了

in the right place at exactly the right time to invest

他总能在最佳时机 恰到好处地投资

She's not as bad as "what if" guy.

绝对没"如果"控烦人

You think we still would've ended up together?

咱们最终还会在一起吗

The stupid cars with the thumbs on the roof?

车顶上有大拇指的那种车

What's Will doing breaking into a billionaire's house?

威尔闯入亿万富翁的家干什么

Name that issue that Michael Bloomberg would use.

迈克尔.布隆伯格对这个问题怎么说呢

That's unfair. I know, he’s a nice guy.

这不公平 我知道 他是个不错的家伙